No, don’t worry, I’m not trying to keep you regular. I’ve only just discovered (thanks Emma) Tiffany Beveridge’s hilarious Pinterest Board devoted to her imaginary daughter Quinoa and her playmates Chevron, Fendi and Pantone (among others). I am definitely a latecomer because Quinoa’s highfalutin fashion escapades, accompanied by dry as a bone, witty captions have built up 40239 followers at time of press! Poking fun at the preposterously well dressed, junior blue steelers that Beveridge encountered when surfing the web for gorgeous, girly clothes, this board has garnered cult status in little over a year.
The mother of two boys told Mashable.com, “The only thing that ever made me pine for another child was little girl clothes. I started re-pinning cute things from people I followed on Pinterest, but when I started searching pictures on my own, that’s when I discovered the high fashion, over-the-top images. They were begging for some sarcasm, and it kind of just grew from there.”
Must. Stop. Now.