I love these Jonathan Adler Travels with Tumi luggage designs. I’d like to see a few more slogans like “I need a wee-wee” and “Mummy, I’m going to be sick”. Might not look quite so good on the carousel…
Not super cheap with the luggage tag at £50, the holdall £95 and the wheelie suitcase £545 but guaranteed to make you smile no matter how many times they ask that question/throw up in the back/crush crisps into the upholstery/bite the air hostess. Available at uk.tumi.com