Just a few more gems from the little darlings…
1) "Mummy, you look like Harry Potter’s mummy except that you have much bushier hair and you have a lot more lines on your head.“
2) Child to younger sister: "You are my little girl and I am your mummy." Mother: "Well who am I then?!" Younger sister: "You are Dave.”
3) "My drama teacher has feet like yours. All dried and old looking.“
4) "Mummy why do you have those funny patterns all over your face?”
5)“ I love lying my head on your melty boobs.”
